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These days I often find myself reminiscing about the many, many past English class students that once occupied very big, though fleeting, parts in my past life… and hey, I’ve had a lot of high school English kids in my lifetime to reminisce over.

I mean, consider for a moment the thirty-four years wherein I averaged approximately five or six different English classes a day, give or take a study hall or two. And the usual enrollment per class size was somewhere between fifteen and thirty kids. But right here, for our purposes of keeping this diagram simple only, let’s go with fifteen, rather than the actual average of twenty-five.

MR. LYFORD’S ENGLISH CLASS VENN DIAGRAM

Fifteen small circles (each depicting one of my kids) plus the slightly larger one with my name in it, and all of us intersecting the big mother-ship-circle representing that particular assigned English class.

So if you then go ahead and factor in all the classes I was teaching each day over those thirty-four years (6 classes/day x 34 years), that’s 204 classes. (More actually, since I was teaching different semester-, and sometimes quarter-classes, but we’ll go with 204.) So, multiplying those 204 by the approximately twenty-five kids per class, and you’ll come up with 5,100 lifetime students… at the very least.

It boggles the mind…

But see, because this blog is pretty much driven by all the little memory-sugarplums I’ve still got still dancing around in my head after all these years (like clouds in my coffee, clouds in my coffee… me, so vain I probably think this blog is about me), I find myself paying tribute to the stand-out ones, those few of the 5,100 kids who really left their marks on me, for one reason of another.

Like that Wes I recently wrote about. You remember, the little wise-ass who hilariously taped a hasty one-inch margin to each side of his sloppily-written essay in order to checkmate my One-Inch-Margin Rule that, if not met, required a full re-write…

… or little Danny, the kid who took a little piece of my heart along with him when he disappeared into the vast bowels of the Maine Juvenile Corrections Center.

Those being just two of the hundreds of freshman, sophomore, junior, or senior boys’ and girls’ faces that remain stacked in my memory like ready-to-play 45 rpm hits in some dime-a-play, 3-plays-for-a-quarter jukebox from the 60s and 70s. I mean, so many to choose from. A goldmine of flashbacks and reminiscences…

Today however, the one I’m about to share with you involves a pretty odd-duck case of classroom management. So welcome to yet another true story, configured here as The Strange Venn Diagram of…

But that’ll come a little further down the line. First… to digress purposely for a moment, in order to give you some introductory info…

It was in 1975, if I remember correctly, that we (Mexico High School’s 5-teacher English department) turned our standard English curriculum on its head. The 1970s was a decade of great innovation and creativity in education, all around the state and the country. A lot of experimental approaches were being tried. And we were no exception.

Basically what we did is create a suite of quarter- and semester- courses, the majority of which were electives. Our general goal was to kill two birds with one stone: (1) help to broaden the students’ knowledge of the world around them in a number of high-interest topical areas, and (2) promote a higher interest in well-crafted literature (always a good thing).

I can’t remember how many new courses we created, but it was quite impressive. Naturally we had to remain somewhat conservative at the same time in order to maintain scholastic credibility. Therefore, there were a few semester-length courses that were not electives— one, for instance, a required full-semester course of Grammar, Composition, and Usage, along with a couple of other required courses (for the college prep kids) on American or British literature (Shakespeare included of course). All of the courses were tweaked for kids in General English, General College Prep, and Advanced.

This big change was to inject some much-needed excitement into the curriculum. Imagine, instead of simply enrolling in plain old boring English I, II, III, and IV over your four-year high school career (like everyone before you had been doing for a hundred and fifty years), now you’d have some possible elective options: Psychology in Literature, Intro to Journalism, Native American Studies Through Literature, Creative Writing, Science Fiction, Advertising and Propaganda, Literature of the American Wild West, Sports in Literature, Literature of War, etc. It was an invigorating time for us teachers as well, despite the work involved in creating the new curriculum.

In the end, the particular slate of courses I’d drawn (the luck of the draw) included Creative Writing, which was wonderful for me, that being right up my alley— my ace of hearts.

However there was another one that didn’t thrill me at all: Sports in Literature. At first, that is.

I was hoping one of my colleagues would snarf that one up but no— I drew that Old Maid card. I mean, what in the world was I supposed to do with the Literature of Sports? I couldn’t recall reading any sports lit since 5^th grade. And sure, I’d been somewhat of a jock (played Little League in junior high, basketball in junior high and high school, and run the mile in high school track). But… Sports Literature? I was never a sports lit reader.

Fortunately we had the entire summer vacation to prepare and bone up our new courses before school reopened in the fall. And secondly, being the English Department Chairman, I had one pretty helpful advantage: I was free to browse through any number of publishers’ catalogs and order myself free comp-copies galore, for perusal. They couldn’t wait to send me free copies, hoping I’d order a few complete sets (which I did).

Anyway, shortly into my catalogs searches, I came across ­this little gem: Great Sports Reporting (1970), an anthology of sports essays that had previously been published in the New York Times.

Surprise, surprise: these writings, which were primarily by scholarly celebrities from many walks of life, turned out to be highly cerebral. And not only did I unexpectedly end up liking that little book (a lot), I ordered a full set right away. And I have to say it: just like every other thing that’s serendipitously, out of the blue, come rolling down the pike in my direction, that book also changed my life just a tad.

For instance, as a result of reading one particular chapter, a recap of one of the most famous boxing matches in history known as “The Long Count,”

(the one between Jack Dempsey, “The Manassa Mauler,”

and the against-all-odds underdog Gene Tunny, “The Fighting Marine” [Sept. 22, 1927]), I became the most helplessly,

hopelessly, stupidly pathetic champion of any underdog on the planet, factual or fiction. See, the hook that snagged little-ol’-English-teacher-me from the get-go was that it turned out Gene Tunny was practically being laughed out of the ring beforehand by pretty much the entire boxing world. Why? Because some reporter had spotted him, during some down-time at his training camp, sitting on a bench and reading (wait for it…) a Shakespearean play! Next day, that little nugget got splashed all over the sports pages, and right away Tunny became a virtual laughing-stock among the odds-makers. I mean, who was going to bet on some namby-pamby Shakespeare lover stepping into the ring with a “killer” like Dempsey, “The Most Vicious Heavyweight in Boxing History”, whose motto was “I can’t sing and I can’t dance, but I can lick any SOB in the house.” Dempsey scoring the KO was an obvious foregone conclusion.

And sure enough, in the seventh round, (this from Wikipedia)— “With Tunny trapped against the ropes… Dempsey unleashed a combination of punches that floored the champion. Two rights and two lefts landed on Tunny’s chin and staggered him, and four more punches put him on the canvas. Referee Dave Barry ordered Dempsey into a neutral corner to no avail; but Dempsey remained standing over Tunny.”

See, the savage Dempsey was known for standing right over his downed opponents, the easier to finish them off as soon as they tried to get to their feet. But by standing right there and refusing to go to his neutral corner, the ref’s 10-count was delayed. This gave the dizzy Tunny the few extra seconds he needed to recover. And before the next round was over, Tunny had ended up flooring Dempsey.

And there it was. I was hooked on underdogs. For life. Meaning I was going to end up in a horrific lifetime of one disappointment after another. Because that famous “Long Count” bout was a 100% real-life Rocky Balboa story. It was amazing. But consequently, I was now suckered into wasting decades of my life rooting for, and ridiculously expecting, the Red Sox to finally break the infamous Curse of the Bambino! Which, yeah, they finally did. In 2004! But lest we forget, that particular curse had been crushing the BoSox ever since 1918!!!!!

Alas, to this day I’m still always the hopeless romantic going for the underdog. I just can’t help it. To quote Shakespeare’s Romeo, “I am fortune’s fool!”

So, if by chance you happen to be an underdog, please let me know and I’ll be rooting for you right to the bitter end.

But so much for Sports in Literature.

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Another class I got assigned was a semester-length course, Science Fiction. And I was feeling great about that one. Smug, even. I mean hell, I’d read a ton of the sci-fi classics as a kid, hadn’t I. So, no sweat. It meant I wouldn’t have to be wearing myself out preparing for it. I was already prepared. I could practically see the entire syllabus, done and dusted, in my mind. So… of course I went right on ahead and ordered sets of H. G. Wells’ The War of the Worlds, Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein, The Strange Case of Dr. Jeckyll and Mister Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson, and From the Earth to the Moon by Jules Verne.

Four of my favorites. Easy Peasey. And I can’t tell you what a relief it was to have at least one class plan already bagged and tagged as quickly as that. I still had a lot of paperwork to do on it, statement of goals, etc. but the syllabus had practically written itself and, before I knew it, I was neck deep in formulating the next one on my slate-of-courses list.

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And then, alas, September had come. And there I was, back in the classroom, meeting and greeting my new students. And man, there’s always just something that feels so darned positive and optimistic about those early days, starting the process all over again, launching into a fresh start.

Creative writing turned out to be rather a hit (well, not for everybody of course, as some had just enrolled in it because there was an empty slot in their schedules needing to be filled) because the majority of the kids who had signed on really wanted to write their little hearts out. Which made my job easy.

Sports lit. was also doing well— mostly boys, but the three girls didn’t seem to mind being outnumbered amid all that letter-sweater testosterone.

Also I was particularly proud of my Advertising and Propaganda class since I’d thought that one up right from scratch. It was turning out to be so relevant, plus we had a great textbook to go with it. And there were so many honest-to-God fun projects to keep us busy.

Of course we had to have that same ol’ same old Grammar and Composition course. (yawn)

But Science Fiction held a surprise for me, and not in a good way either. I mean, it was going OK but… just OK, for some reason. Ironically, since that was the one I was so excited about, passionate about really, it was taking a lot of the wind out of my sails that it seemed to be coming across to the kids as a bit of a drag. I mean sure, they’d rather be taking Science Fiction than Grammar and Comp, so they really didn’t mind all that much I guess, but I’d expected more of a spark there.

And then…

…on top of that…

Something unsettling happened in that class by the end of the second week.

It was the weirdest thing. The end-of-class bell had just rung and the kids were herding themselves out into the hall. Yay. T.G.I.F. !

But…

Suddenly I spied a slip of paper, folded in half, lying on my desk, looking just a bit conspicuous. I didn’t think it had been there, last time I’d looked. Had someone left me a note? Me? But if so, why?

So… I picked it up, unfolded it, and…

What the…?

“D+” was all it said.

HUH…?

Wait, was somebody… grading me? Grading me… and grading me anonymously? How dare they?! I mean, what the hell?

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So I went home that weekend with the note squirreled away in my pocket and the D+ stuck in my craw. I was irked, man. I mean, somebody was saying what, that I didn’t know what I was talking about? Or that I was boring?

Well hell… if there was one thing I wasn’t, it was boring. That much was clear. I mean, I was in my fifth year teaching, and nobody had come out to me with… “boring.”

But maybe the D+ wasn’t for “boring”…

But if it was for something else, then what? I started going over and over that class in my head. What had gone wrong? Were my jokes too corny? (Was it my clever puns? No, I didn’t think so. Puns are supposed to be lame; that’s the point.) No, I was pretty confident that I possessed what I was pretty sure was a healthy sense of humor. So that couldn’t have been it. Right?

But maybe it wasn’t something that had happened in that one particular class? Maybe the day before? Or maybe the whole goddamn week?

Jeez, I felt so… violated, you know? I mean there I was, just doing my job (and doing it professionally, I might add), and what? Some smart-ass, hotshot, anonymous, little sniper of a Lee Harvey Oswald puts the crosshairs on my back and squeezes off a round? And for no discernible reason I could come up with? Seriously?

Hey, who was the teacher here anyway? Me! I was the one doing the grading, not the one on the receiving end. Damnit though… that D+ was fast becoming an insidious little worm curled up in my brain and nibbling away at it.

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So… I began the class on Monday by doing something a little weird, a little out of the ordinary. Totally silent, I strolled mysteriously up and down each aisle, stopping for a moment and giving each and every face what I hoped was some pretty damn daunting eye-contact. And when the kids asked, “What’s up?” all they got from me was a business-like, but-almost-Cheshire-Cat smile. I had no idea what I was expecting from doing that. I guess I just wanted to spook whoever it was that had left me the note. And of course I got no indication whatsoever that any of my kids were spooked.

Actually, it left me feeling felt quite ridiculous and embarrassed after finally returning to the front of the room to start the class. I mean, who did I think I was? Hercule Poirot?

But long story short: I got no note on my desk that period. So: perhaps my mysterious little play-acting had spooked somebody after all. Yay, me!

But not so fast. When I returned to my room after lunch, there it was! A second poison-penned note. And all that was written on this one was “Really?” and, below that, simply a “D.” Jeez!

So… The Game was afoot, was it…?

OK. But I knew one thing: I was gonna catch the little so-and-so! No doubt about it! And when I did? Then what? What the hell was I gonna do? Well, the plan both my id and ego were pushing for was wringing somebody’s wise-ass little neck and flunking the little bugger right out of existence! It looked good on paper but, fortunately, my pansy-ass superego butted in, pulled rank, and overruled their plot: No, THAT’S not going to happen. We’re better than that. We’re professionals now. There’s got to be a more acceptable Plan B.

I can tell you one thing though. My college Methods of Teaching: Classroom Management textbook was turning out to be of no help whatsoever. I was on my own.

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Turned out The Game wasn’t destined to last long at all. At the end of class two days later, just after the end-of-period bell rang and the kids were forming their usual bottle-neck traffic-jam in the doorway, he (yeah, it turned out to be a guy) simply stopped by my desk on his way out and, with a taunting smile, just as proud as you please, planted a new one on my desk. Right there in front of me! And then he was gone. But my God, it had turned out to be the last person in the class I would’ve expected! The quiet one. The loner. The scholarly namby-pamby nerd with the over-sized glasses…

So… who the hell WAS this guy?

His name was Eugene.

And Jeez! You kidding me? A “D-frickin’-MINUS!”?

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OK, so I caught up with the kid in the cafeteria at noon and loomed over him at his table for an ominous mafia-moment before speaking.

“So… I’m wondering if you might, you know, want to stop by my room right after school this afternoon. I’m thinking we probably have some things we both might want to say to each other. Am I right?”

Smiling almost condescendingly while pushing his glasses further up on the bridge of his nose with an index finger, (the better to observe me for the moment, and leaving me feeling uncomfortably like some peculiar biological specimen he had just happily discovered), “Of course,” he said. His voice was soft, cucumber cool.

Of course? I don’t know what I’d imagined but… I guess I was expecting more than two simple words. And now there he was sitting, politely waiting for any reply I might care to make. Like, the ball was in my court. And I was finding myself suddenly feeling somewhat… what, out of my depth, somehow? A little intimidated? Like I was in the presence of… well… I-didn’t-know-what?

Yes, I was the teacher of course, and he was the student. But honestly? “Teacher?” “Student?” Somehow the accepted connotation of those two now-seemingly relativistic tags were starting to feel a little slippery, getting somewhat emotionally blurred in my head. I didn’t totally feel I was standing on solid ground.

So… what could I say in response?

“Of course,” I replied, sharply turning on my heel and marching back out of the caf toward the safety of my room where I would spend the rest of the afternoon trying to concoct some/any workable plan to try to navigate myself through the uncharted territory

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So OK. 2:45 pm…

“Hey, Eugene. Yeah, come in, come on in. Have a seat…”

Me, seated in one of the student desks now, gesturing him toward the other waiting student desk, the one I’ve dragged around to be facing mine.

Still smiling pleasantly, he sits. “Thank you.”

And after a moment, I begin. “Well, this feels a bit awkward,”

“Hmmm.”

“Yes. Just a tad. You?”

He nods. “A tad.”

“So…” I let out a long sigh. “Where to begin? Where. To. Begin?”

His smile remains. I sense a little curiosity going on in there. But calm. Comfortable in his own skin. Unlike me. And seemingly content in the wait-and-see stance he’s adopted. I catch a little twinkle in his eye. I believe he’s enjoying my discomfort.

“OK then. Let’s see. Two questions…”

“Alright.” He’s nodding for me to go ahead.

I take in a deep breath. Let it out.

“Yes. Number one: Why, sir, is it that I find myself doing so poorly in your class…?”

OK, that took him by surprise. A little double-take there.

“And number two: How can I up my grade, not only to passing, but to at least a solid B-? Is there any make-up work I might do?”

This scores me a soft, happy, little, inner-Eugene chuckle.

“Hah! Didn’t expect that. Didja.”

“Hmmm,” he says, shrugging his shoulders, and shaking his head no, with a little smirk.

“So OK. Let’s get on with it. What’s going on with you? With us?”

Looking me right in the eye, he says a single word: “Content.”

Very economical with his words, this one.

“Content? And by that, you mean…?”

He frowns. “OK, how do I say this…? Alright: Science Fiction is alive and well. And by that, I guess what I’m telling you is that it didn’t simply drop dead at the end of the 19^th century.”

“Begging your pardon?”

“Sci-fi didn’t die back in the 1800’s, right after Jules Verne and H. G. Wells retired. OK? It’s been going on ever since. It just evolved, just as any living thing does eventually. It’s still alive and well right now. And guess what: still evolving. Even as we speak.”

“Uhhmm, O… K?? Your point being…?”

“Being that those four books you’ve listed in the syllabus were, sure, all hot-off-the-press back when Mark Twain was alive. And being that they’ve all been replaced a thousand times over since then.”

“Well… people still read them though. Don’t they?” I’d decided to play hardball.

“Sure. Kids stuck in sci-fi classes. But surprise. Other people? They’re reading and enjoying the new stuff. Ever hear of Isaac Asimov and Ray Bradbury?”.

“Yeah, I’ve heard of them. But back to the classics. They’re still making movies out of’em, you know. Movies that people buy tickets to go to and watch’em.”

“Really? When’s the last time you bought a ticket to The Invisible Man?”

“Well… OK… yeah. But it doesn’t seem all that long ago I went to see War of the Worlds...”

“Well guess what. They’re also making movies out of brand new sci-fi as well. Ever hear of 2001: A Space Odyssey?”

“Oh yeah. I actually saw it. About four… maybe five years ago.”

“Really? Good for you. What’d you think of it, by the way?”

“”Uhmm… interesting. Long though, that’s for sure. Kinda difficult to understand. Especially the ending of it. And that computer in it…?”

“The HAL 9000. Yeah.”

“Scared the bejesus out of me.”

He shakes his head. “Maybe 2001 is difficult to understand because it’s just trying to get you to think. To broaden your mind a little. Just saying. Oh, and by the way. Have you seen Soylent Green? Just came out.”

“WHAT green?”

“Soylent Green.”

“I have not. And what kind of a title’s that?”

“Go see it and find out. Stars Charlton Heston.”

“Oh. I know him at least. And I like him. Maybe I will.”

“It would be nice if you did, you know? Give yourself a chance to start boning up on some of the new stuff that’s out there. But hey, listen. Don’t get me wrong. I like the four books you chose. And respect them. It’s just that I read them… so long ago. When I was a kid. Along with The Invisible Man, Journey to the Center of the Earth… “

“Alright. I get it. But see, that’s you. I don’t get any inclination that the rest of the kids have.”

“OK. Fair enough. But that could very well be because you adults who end up teaching science fiction by simply fall back on your pasts, rely on the books that you had to read. The old books… that fulfilled their purpose back in the day, sure, a hundred or so years ago. But now, see, they’ve become quite a bit stale. Why? I dunno, maybe because the future they were writing about has already come and even gone. And I mean, come on! There’s no law against kids reading some good science fiction that’s been written in this century, is there?”

“No. Of course not. But… whatta you consider good science fiction? I mean, this is an English class still, after all. You’d have to have something very well-written. Something with some real literary merit and value. Right?”

“Well of course. But look. OK. Science fiction is my… thing, alright? It’s what I do. Sci-fi is my bailiwick, you know?”

“Bailiwick? Hmmm. Me thinks you have a pretty good vocabulary…”

“Thank you. I do. Of course I do. Because I read all the time. And … hey, getting back to what do I consider good, well-written, science fiction? I don’t suppose you’ve heard of The Andromeda Strain.”

“Uh… no. I haven’t.”

“By Michael Chrichton?”

“Nope.”

“Well… I feel so confident that… if I could just… get you to read… maybe only three or four chapters of it… (and they’re short) you’d understand where I’m coming from! There is good stuff out there. And if you did try reading it, you’d… agree with me. I know you would. And hey, I have a copy of it.”

At this point, the gears in my skull were starting to turn, although reluctantly. I said, “Well, I can tell you one thing. I’m really starting to feel bad for you.”

“Why is that?”

“Because it’s really going to be a long, boring eighteen weeks, isn’t it. For you, I mean. Being stuck in here every day. Listening to us going over stuff you’ve already been through before.”

He shrugs.

“And… that’s no good. That’s no where even near ideal. I really don’t want to do that to you. So… I’m thinking… maybe you and me could, I dunno, maybe strike a deal.”

“A deal. Which would be… what, exactly?”

“Well, you honestly appear to know a heck of a lot more about modern sci-fi than I do. I hafta admit that. So… how about this for a start? You lend me your copy of Andromeda Strain and I’ll tackle it. And if the first few chapters are as engaging as you make’em out to be, I’ll read the whole thing.”

“You do that and you’re going to like it. You really will.”

“I probably will. Promise to try anyway. And then… how about this? Part of your… on-going assignment will be to work out a syllabus for me.”

“For… you.”

“Well, a suggested reading list anyway. And not all at once. You could take your time at it, OK? On-going, as I said. You know, authors and titles you’d include if you were teaching this class. And… think of me as this class, OK? That’d be helpful to me.”

“Well. I could do that.”

“Oh, and another part I’m pretty sure you’d find tempting. Feel free to join in on any conversation we’re having, or not, (that’ll be up to you, OK?) but… other than that, you can use this period as your own personal, sci-fi, free-reading time. Only stipulation: you gotta hand in a written log after finishing each title. A little synopsis, perhaps. And you could come up with some kind of personal rating system. You know, one to five stars or whatever. And maybe compare or contrast that book or short story to others your already familiar with. Actually, you could do that, too, with ones you’ve already read prior to this. That’d also be very helpful to me.”

Eugene is slightly shaking his head, looking just a little smilingly bewildered.

“We could work out the finer details as we go. But… you do this, and it turns out you’re the sci-fi expert you’re claiming to be, then I’m willing to trade you an A+ for… well, you giving me an introductory education in the modern stuff in this genre. It does appear that you’re a resource I can, I should, use. And so then next semester, my next Science Fiction class will very likely be taking off in a whole new direction. A win-win situation. That’s what I guess I’m hoping. So. Whattaya say?”

“Well. I guess I have to say that’d be an offer I can’t refuse.”

“Hmmm. Sounds like you’ve recently seen The Godfather.”

“I have, as a matter of fact.”

We’re just sitting here now, eying each other tentatively…

“Eugene,” I finally say, “I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.”

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MY SCIENCE FICTION YEARS

I’ve already stated that practically anything that has come barreling at me down the pike has tended to change my life, at least to some extent. Well, Eugene got his A+. And me? I got into modern science fiction. Big time. My reading of the then-modern sci-fi books and stories simply caught fire. And... as the first sentence in Ray Bradbury’s Fahrenheit 451 reads… “It was a pleasure to burn.”

I’m an obsessive-compulsive personality anyway, so when something catches my fancy, I go all in. Can’t help it. I mean, all my life I’ve been helplessly and hopelessly hooked rabidly on one hobby or another that temporarily (for five years or so) would completely takeover my life: ham radio, photography, motorcycling, trying to be a “poet,” and computer programing, to name some.

So thanks to Eugene, who turned out to be my dealer for the gateway drugs that are well-written science fiction stories, I became a real sci-fi addict overnight. First of all, I fell head over heels with Michael Crichton’s The Andromeda Strain. Could hardly believe how fascinating it was.

I also latched onto a copy of 2001: A Space Odyssey and was so delighted to find that the book, by Arthur C. Clarke, explained the plot intricacies so much more understandably than the film had, that I didn’t have to lose any more sleep at night trying to figure it all out.

Hell, I remember one day I almost got run crossing the street in downtown Mexico because, jjust like some kid staring at his Medusa smart phone screen in 2024, I couldn’t pry my eyes out of the pages of Ray Bradbury’s Farhrenheit 451.

And one day I overheard Eugene speaking about “fanzines,” and I was like, What the hell’s a fanzine? Oh: it was a magazine for sci-fi fans. Next thing you knew, I was subscribed to OMNI, a very serious periodical that was half hard science and half science fiction. I was in sci-fi heaven.

It wasn’t long before I could see that along with the fiction in sci-fi, I was beginning to learn a decent amount of hard science as well, especially with the likes of Arthur C. Clarke’s works, of which I was reading a ton. So… in my five-to seven-year-long sci-fi reading marathon that ensued, the following wondrous authors’ names became the new sci-fi sugar plums dancing inside my addled brain: Isaac Asimov, Arthur C. Clarke, Larry Niven, Robert Heinlein, Ursula K. Le Guin, Ray Bradbury, Ira Levin, Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Frederik Pohl, Douglas Adams, Michael Crichton, Poul Anderson, Theodore Sturgeon, Fritz Leiber, Robert Silverberg, Frank Herbert, Philip K. Dick, Jack Finney, Roger Zelazny, and Alan Dean Foster. Yes, these are authors I still hold dear after all these years, as is the memory-catalog of my long-favorite titles, titles I find myself wishing I’d never read yet, so I could revisit the pleasures of diving into, and discovering, their worlds for the first time all over again: Rendezvous with Rama, Slaughter House-Five, Ringworld, The Mote in God’s Eye, The Foundation Trilogy, Dune, Flowers for Algernon, A Clockwork Orange, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Neutron Star, The Martian Chronicles, The Sirens of Titan, and On the Beach, and more along with the following six pictured below:

When 1977 rolled around sometime later, I was empowered by the administration to take my new first semester Science Fiction kids on a bused field trip to Lewiston to view Close Encounters of the Third Kind. And a couple of months later, I got to treat my second semester Sci-Fi class to a viewing of the very first Star Wars movie to ever come out. Yeah, I was a very popular guy that year teaching a very popular class.

Now here I am living in 2024 and, sure, I’ve cooled off on science fiction. I probably only read one a year, if that. I do watch quite a few science fiction flicks though. But I have to realize, and admit to myself, that all of the titles and authors’ names (which I was so nostalgically happy just to be typing them out in the paragraph above) have also pretty much faded away in popularity and blown like dead leaves away on the winds of time, every bit as much as The War of the Worlds and From the Earth to the Moon had already faded some fifty-something years ago.

As I have myself.

But again, I’ve had so many English class students in my career, a large number of which had a real impact on, and made a real difference in, my life. And my hope is that some might realize that their lives, their ‘stories,’ are still alive and well in my memories.

This particular post is a tip of the hat to one Eugene, a unique and courageous soul who dared to challenge me and, on top of that, teach me some things to boot. And even though Eugene stopped leaving those little report cards on my desk way back then, I like to think that by the end of it all, I too was pulling down some A+’s.

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These days I often find myself reminiscing about the many, many past English class students that once occupied very big, though fleeting, parts in my past life… and hey, I’ve had a lot of high school English kids in my lifetime to reminisce over.

I mean, consider for a moment the thirty-four years wherein I averaged approximately five or six different English classes a day, give or take a study hall or two. And the usual enrollment per class size was somewhere between fifteen and thirty kids. But right here, for our purposes of keeping this diagram simple only, let’s go with fifteen, rather than the actual average of twenty-five.

MR. LYFORD’S ENGLISH CLASS VENN DIAGRAM

Fifteen small circles (each depicting one of my kids) plus the slightly larger one with my name in it, and all of us intersecting the big mother-ship-circle representing that particular assigned English class.

So if you then go ahead and factor in all the classes I was teaching each day over those thirty-four years (6 classes/day x 34 years), that’s 204 classes. (More actually, since I was teaching different semester-, and sometimes quarter-classes, but we’ll go with 204.) So, multiplying those 204 by the approximately twenty-five kids per class, and you’ll come up with 5,100 lifetime students… at the very least.

It boggles the mind…

But see, because this blog is pretty much driven by all the little memory-sugarplums I’ve still got still dancing around in my head after all these years (like clouds in my coffee, clouds in my coffee… me, so vain I probably think this blog is about me), I find myself paying tribute to the stand-out ones, those few of the 5,100 kids who really left their marks on me, for one reason of another.

Like that Wes I recently wrote about. You remember, the little wise-ass who hilariously taped a hasty one-inch margin to each side of his sloppily-written essay in order to checkmate my One-Inch-Margin Rule that, if not met, required a full re-write…

… or little Danny, the kid who took a little piece of my heart along with him when he disappeared into the vast bowels of the Maine Juvenile Corrections Center.

Those being just two of the hundreds of freshman, sophomore, junior, or senior boys’ and girls’ faces that remain stacked in my memory like ready-to-play 45 rpm hits in some dime-a-play, 3-plays-for-a-quarter jukebox from the 60s and 70s. I mean, so many to choose from. A goldmine of flashbacks and reminiscences…

Today however, the one I’m about to share with you involves a pretty odd-duck case of classroom management. So welcome to yet another true story, configured here as The Strange Venn Diagram of…

But that’ll come a little further down the line. First… to digress purposely for a moment, in order to give you some introductory info…

It was in 1975, if I remember correctly, that we (Mexico High School’s 5-teacher English department) turned our standard English curriculum on its head. The 1970s was a decade of great innovation and creativity in education, all around the state and the country. A lot of experimental approaches were being tried. And we were no exception.

Basically what we did is create a suite of quarter- and semester- courses, the majority of which were electives. Our general goal was to kill two birds with one stone: (1) help to broaden the students’ knowledge of the world around them in a number of high-interest topical areas, and (2) promote a higher interest in well-crafted literature (always a good thing).

I can’t remember how many new courses we created, but it was quite impressive. Naturally we had to remain somewhat conservative at the same time in order to maintain scholastic credibility. Therefore, there were a few semester-length courses that were not electives— one, for instance, a required full-semester course of Grammar, Composition, and Usage, along with a couple of other required courses (for the college prep kids) on American or British literature (Shakespeare included of course). All of the courses were tweaked for kids in General English, General College Prep, and Advanced.

This big change was to inject some much-needed excitement into the curriculum. Imagine, instead of simply enrolling in plain old boring English I, II, III, and IV over your four-year high school career (like everyone before you had been doing for a hundred and fifty years), now you’d have some possible elective options: Psychology in Literature, Intro to Journalism, Native American Studies Through Literature, Creative Writing, Science Fiction, Advertising and Propaganda, Literature of the American Wild West, Sports in Literature, Literature of War, etc. It was an invigorating time for us teachers as well, despite the work involved in creating the new curriculum.

In the end, the particular slate of courses I’d drawn (the luck of the draw) included Creative Writing, which was wonderful for me, that being right up my alley— my ace of hearts.

However there was another one that didn’t thrill me at all: Sports in Literature. At first, that is.

I was hoping one of my colleagues would snarf that one up but no— I drew that Old Maid card. I mean, what in the world was I supposed to do with the Literature of Sports? I couldn’t recall reading any sports lit since 5^th grade. And sure, I’d been somewhat of a jock (played Little League in junior high, basketball in junior high and high school, and run the mile in high school track). But… Sports Literature? I was never a sports lit reader.

Fortunately we had the entire summer vacation to prepare and bone up our new courses before school reopened in the fall. And secondly, being the English Department Chairman, I had one pretty helpful advantage: I was free to browse through any number of publishers’ catalogs and order myself free comp-copies galore, for perusal. They couldn’t wait to send me free copies, hoping I’d order a few complete sets (which I did).

Anyway, shortly into my catalogs searches, I came across ­this little gem: Great Sports Reporting (1970), an anthology of sports essays that had previously been published in the New York Times.

Surprise, surprise: these writings, which were primarily by scholarly celebrities from many walks of life, turned out to be highly cerebral. And not only did I unexpectedly end up liking that little book (a lot), I ordered a full set right away. And I have to say it: just like every other thing that’s serendipitously, out of the blue, come rolling down the pike in my direction, that book also changed my life just a tad.

For instance, as a result of reading one particular chapter, a recap of one of the most famous boxing matches in history known as “The Long Count,”

(the one between Jack Dempsey, “The Manassa Mauler,”

and the against-all-odds underdog Gene Tunny, “The Fighting Marine” [Sept. 22, 1927]), I became the most helplessly,

hopelessly, stupidly pathetic champion of any underdog on the planet, factual or fiction. See, the hook that snagged little-ol’-English-teacher-me from the get-go was that it turned out Gene Tunny was practically being laughed out of the ring beforehand by pretty much the entire boxing world. Why? Because some reporter had spotted him, during some down-time at his training camp, sitting on a bench and reading (wait for it…) a Shakespearean play! Next day, that little nugget got splashed all over the sports pages, and right away Tunny became a virtual laughing-stock among the odds-makers. I mean, who was going to bet on some namby-pamby Shakespeare lover stepping into the ring with a “killer” like Dempsey, “The Most Vicious Heavyweight in Boxing History”, whose motto was “I can’t sing and I can’t dance, but I can lick any SOB in the house.” Dempsey scoring the KO was an obvious foregone conclusion.

And sure enough, in the seventh round, (this from Wikipedia)— “With Tunny trapped against the ropes… Dempsey unleashed a combination of punches that floored the champion. Two rights and two lefts landed on Tunny’s chin and staggered him, and four more punches put him on the canvas. Referee Dave Barry ordered Dempsey into a neutral corner to no avail; but Dempsey remained standing over Tunny.”

See, the savage Dempsey was known for standing right over his downed opponents, the easier to finish them off as soon as they tried to get to their feet. But by standing right there and refusing to go to his neutral corner, the ref’s 10-count was delayed. This gave the dizzy Tunny the few extra seconds he needed to recover. And before the next round was over, Tunny had ended up flooring Dempsey.

And there it was. I was hooked on underdogs. For life. Meaning I was going to end up in a horrific lifetime of one disappointment after another. Because that famous “Long Count” bout was a 100% real-life Rocky Balboa story. It was amazing. But consequently, I was now suckered into wasting decades of my life rooting for, and ridiculously expecting, the Red Sox to finally break the infamous Curse of the Bambino! Which, yeah, they finally did. In 2004! But lest we forget, that particular curse had been crushing the BoSox ever since 1918!!!!!

Alas, to this day I’m still always the hopeless romantic going for the underdog. I just can’t help it. To quote Shakespeare’s Romeo, “I am fortune’s fool!”

So, if by chance you happen to be an underdog, please let me know and I’ll be rooting for you right to the bitter end.

But so much for Sports in Literature.

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Another class I got assigned was a semester-length course, Science Fiction. And I was feeling great about that one. Smug, even. I mean hell, I’d read a ton of the sci-fi classics as a kid, hadn’t I. So, no sweat. It meant I wouldn’t have to be wearing myself out preparing for it. I was already prepared. I could practically see the entire syllabus, done and dusted, in my mind. So… of course I went right on ahead and ordered sets of H. G. Wells’ The War of the Worlds, Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein, The Strange Case of Dr. Jeckyll and Mister Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson, and From the Earth to the Moon by Jules Verne.

Four of my favorites. Easy Peasey. And I can’t tell you what a relief it was to have at least one class plan already bagged and tagged as quickly as that. I still had a lot of paperwork to do on it, statement of goals, etc. but the syllabus had practically written itself and, before I knew it, I was neck deep in formulating the next one on my slate-of-courses list.

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And then, alas, September had come. And there I was, back in the classroom, meeting and greeting my new students. And man, there’s always just something that feels so darned positive and optimistic about those early days, starting the process all over again, launching into a fresh start.

Creative writing turned out to be rather a hit (well, not for everybody of course, as some had just enrolled in it because there was an empty slot in their schedules needing to be filled) because the majority of the kids who had signed on really wanted to write their little hearts out. Which made my job easy.

Sports lit. was also doing well— mostly boys, but the three girls didn’t seem to mind being outnumbered amid all that letter-sweater testosterone.

Also I was particularly proud of my Advertising and Propaganda class since I’d thought that one up right from scratch. It was turning out to be so relevant, plus we had a great textbook to go with it. And there were so many honest-to-God fun projects to keep us busy.

Of course we had to have that same ol’ same old Grammar and Composition course. (yawn)

But Science Fiction held a surprise for me, and not in a good way either. I mean, it was going OK but… just OK, for some reason. Ironically, since that was the one I was so excited about, passionate about really, it was taking a lot of the wind out of my sails that it seemed to be coming across to the kids as a bit of a drag. I mean sure, they’d rather be taking Science Fiction than Grammar and Comp, so they really didn’t mind all that much I guess, but I’d expected more of a spark there.

And then…

…on top of that…

Something unsettling happened in that class by the end of the second week.

It was the weirdest thing. The end-of-class bell had just rung and the kids were herding themselves out into the hall. Yay. T.G.I.F. !

But…

Suddenly I spied a slip of paper, folded in half, lying on my desk, looking just a bit conspicuous. I didn’t think it had been there, last time I’d looked. Had someone left me a note? Me? But if so, why?

So… I picked it up, unfolded it, and…

What the…?

“D+” was all it said.

HUH…?

Wait, was somebody… grading me? Grading me… and grading me anonymously? How dare they?! I mean, what the hell?

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So I went home that weekend with the note squirreled away in my pocket and the D+ stuck in my craw. I was irked, man. I mean, somebody was saying what, that I didn’t know what I was talking about? Or that I was boring?

Well hell… if there was one thing I wasn’t, it was boring. That much was clear. I mean, I was in my fifth year teaching, and nobody had come out to me with… “boring.”

But maybe the D+ wasn’t for “boring”…

But if it was for something else, then what? I started going over and over that class in my head. What had gone wrong? Were my jokes too corny? (Was it my clever puns? No, I didn’t think so. Puns are supposed to be lame; that’s the point.) No, I was pretty confident that I possessed what I was pretty sure was a healthy sense of humor. So that couldn’t have been it. Right?

But maybe it wasn’t something that had happened in that one particular class? Maybe the day before? Or maybe the whole goddamn week?

Jeez, I felt so… violated, you know? I mean there I was, just doing my job (and doing it professionally, I might add), and what? Some smart-ass, hotshot, anonymous, little sniper of a Lee Harvey Oswald puts the crosshairs on my back and squeezes off a round? And for no discernible reason I could come up with? Seriously?

Hey, who was the teacher here anyway? Me! I was the one doing the grading, not the one on the receiving end. Damnit though… that D+ was fast becoming an insidious little worm curled up in my brain and nibbling away at it.

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So… I began the class on Monday by doing something a little weird, a little out of the ordinary. Totally silent, I strolled mysteriously up and down each aisle, stopping for a moment and giving each and every face what I hoped was some pretty damn daunting eye-contact. And when the kids asked, “What’s up?” all they got from me was a business-like, but-almost-Cheshire-Cat smile. I had no idea what I was expecting from doing that. I guess I just wanted to spook whoever it was that had left me the note. And of course I got no indication whatsoever that any of my kids were spooked.

Actually, it left me feeling felt quite ridiculous and embarrassed after finally returning to the front of the room to start the class. I mean, who did I think I was? Hercule Poirot?

But long story short: I got no note on my desk that period. So: perhaps my mysterious little play-acting had spooked somebody after all. Yay, me!

But not so fast. When I returned to my room after lunch, there it was! A second poison-penned note. And all that was written on this one was “Really?” and, below that, simply a “D.” Jeez!

So… The Game was afoot, was it…?

OK. But I knew one thing: I was gonna catch the little so-and-so! No doubt about it! And when I did? Then what? What the hell was I gonna do? Well, the plan both my id and ego were pushing for was wringing somebody’s wise-ass little neck and flunking the little bugger right out of existence! It looked good on paper but, fortunately, my pansy-ass superego butted in, pulled rank, and overruled their plot: No, THAT’S not going to happen. We’re better than that. We’re professionals now. There’s got to be a more acceptable Plan B.

I can tell you one thing though. My college Methods of Teaching: Classroom Management textbook was turning out to be of no help whatsoever. I was on my own.

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Turned out The Game wasn’t destined to last long at all. At the end of class two days later, just after the end-of-period bell rang and the kids were forming their usual bottle-neck traffic-jam in the doorway, he (yeah, it turned out to be a guy) simply stopped by my desk on his way out and, with a taunting smile, just as proud as you please, planted a new one on my desk. Right there in front of me! And then he was gone. But my God, it had turned out to be the last person in the class I would’ve expected! The quiet one. The loner. The scholarly namby-pamby nerd with the over-sized glasses…

So… who the hell WAS this guy?

His name was Eugene.

And Jeez! You kidding me? A “D-frickin’-MINUS!”?

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OK, so I caught up with the kid in the cafeteria at noon and loomed over him at his table for an ominous mafia-moment before speaking.

“So… I’m wondering if you might, you know, want to stop by my room right after school this afternoon. I’m thinking we probably have some things we both might want to say to each other. Am I right?”

Smiling almost condescendingly while pushing his glasses further up on the bridge of his nose with an index finger, (the better to observe me for the moment, and leaving me feeling uncomfortably like some peculiar biological specimen he had just happily discovered), “Of course,” he said. His voice was soft, cucumber cool.

Of course? I don’t know what I’d imagined but… I guess I was expecting more than two simple words. And now there he was sitting, politely waiting for any reply I might care to make. Like, the ball was in my court. And I was finding myself suddenly feeling somewhat… what, out of my depth, somehow? A little intimidated? Like I was in the presence of… well… I-didn’t-know-what?

Yes, I was the teacher of course, and he was the student. But honestly? “Teacher?” “Student?” Somehow the accepted connotation of those two now-seemingly relativistic tags were starting to feel a little slippery, getting somewhat emotionally blurred in my head. I didn’t totally feel I was standing on solid ground.

So… what could I say in response?

“Of course,” I replied, sharply turning on my heel and marching back out of the caf toward the safety of my room where I would spend the rest of the afternoon trying to concoct some/any workable plan to try to navigate myself through the uncharted territory

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So OK. 2:45 pm…

“Hey, Eugene. Yeah, come in, come on in. Have a seat…”

Me, seated in one of the student desks now, gesturing him toward the other waiting student desk, the one I’ve dragged around to be facing mine.

Still smiling pleasantly, he sits. “Thank you.”

And after a moment, I begin. “Well, this feels a bit awkward,”

“Hmmm.”

“Yes. Just a tad. You?”

He nods. “A tad.”

“So…” I let out a long sigh. “Where to begin? Where. To. Begin?”

His smile remains. I sense a little curiosity going on in there. But calm. Comfortable in his own skin. Unlike me. And seemingly content in the wait-and-see stance he’s adopted. I catch a little twinkle in his eye. I believe he’s enjoying my discomfort.

“OK then. Let’s see. Two questions…”

“Alright.” He’s nodding for me to go ahead.

I take in a deep breath. Let it out.

“Yes. Number one: Why, sir, is it that I find myself doing so poorly in your class…?”

OK, that took him by surprise. A little double-take there.

“And number two: How can I up my grade, not only to passing, but to at least a solid B-? Is there any make-up work I might do?”

This scores me a soft, happy, little, inner-Eugene chuckle.

“Hah! Didn’t expect that. Didja.”

“Hmmm,” he says, shrugging his shoulders, and shaking his head no, with a little smirk.

“So OK. Let’s get on with it. What’s going on with you? With us?”

Looking me right in the eye, he says a single word: “Content.”

Very economical with his words, this one.

“Content? And by that, you mean…?”

He frowns. “OK, how do I say this…? Alright: Science Fiction is alive and well. And by that, I guess what I’m telling you is that it didn’t simply drop dead at the end of the 19^th century.”

“Begging your pardon?”

“Sci-fi didn’t die back in the 1800’s, right after Jules Verne and H. G. Wells retired. OK? It’s been going on ever since. It just evolved, just as any living thing does eventually. It’s still alive and well right now. And guess what: still evolving. Even as we speak.”

“Uhhmm, O… K?? Your point being…?”

“Being that those four books you’ve listed in the syllabus were, sure, all hot-off-the-press back when Mark Twain was alive. And being that they’ve all been replaced a thousand times over since then.”

“Well… people still read them though. Don’t they?” I’d decided to play hardball.

“Sure. Kids stuck in sci-fi classes. But surprise. Other people? They’re reading and enjoying the new stuff. Ever hear of Isaac Asimov and Ray Bradbury?”.

“Yeah, I’ve heard of them. But back to the classics. They’re still making movies out of’em, you know. Movies that people buy tickets to go to and watch’em.”

“Really? When’s the last time you bought a ticket to The Invisible Man?”

“Well… OK… yeah. But it doesn’t seem all that long ago I went to see War of the Worlds...”

“Well guess what. They’re also making movies out of brand new sci-fi as well. Ever hear of 2001: A Space Odyssey?”

“Oh yeah. I actually saw it. About four… maybe five years ago.”

“Really? Good for you. What’d you think of it, by the way?”

“”Uhmm… interesting. Long though, that’s for sure. Kinda difficult to understand. Especially the ending of it. And that computer in it…?”

“The HAL 9000. Yeah.”

“Scared the bejesus out of me.”

He shakes his head. “Maybe 2001 is difficult to understand because it’s just trying to get you to think. To broaden your mind a little. Just saying. Oh, and by the way. Have you seen Soylent Green? Just came out.”

“WHAT green?”

“Soylent Green.”

“I have not. And what kind of a title’s that?”

“Go see it and find out. Stars Charlton Heston.”

“Oh. I know him at least. And I like him. Maybe I will.”

“It would be nice if you did, you know? Give yourself a chance to start boning up on some of the new stuff that’s out there. But hey, listen. Don’t get me wrong. I like the four books you chose. And respect them. It’s just that I read them… so long ago. When I was a kid. Along with The Invisible Man, Journey to the Center of the Earth… “

“Alright. I get it. But see, that’s you. I don’t get any inclination that the rest of the kids have.”

“OK. Fair enough. But that could very well be because you adults who end up teaching science fiction by simply fall back on your pasts, rely on the books that you had to read. The old books… that fulfilled their purpose back in the day, sure, a hundred or so years ago. But now, see, they’ve become quite a bit stale. Why? I dunno, maybe because the future they were writing about has already come and even gone. And I mean, come on! There’s no law against kids reading some good science fiction that’s been written in this century, is there?”

“No. Of course not. But… whatta you consider good science fiction? I mean, this is an English class still, after all. You’d have to have something very well-written. Something with some real literary merit and value. Right?”

“Well of course. But look. OK. Science fiction is my… thing, alright? It’s what I do. Sci-fi is my bailiwick, you know?”

“Bailiwick? Hmmm. Me thinks you have a pretty good vocabulary…”

“Thank you. I do. Of course I do. Because I read all the time. And … hey, getting back to what do I consider good, well-written, science fiction? I don’t suppose you’ve heard of The Andromeda Strain.”

“Uh… no. I haven’t.”

“By Michael Chrichton?”

“Nope.”

“Well… I feel so confident that… if I could just… get you to read… maybe only three or four chapters of it… (and they’re short) you’d understand where I’m coming from! There is good stuff out there. And if you did try reading it, you’d… agree with me. I know you would. And hey, I have a copy of it.”

At this point, the gears in my skull were starting to turn, although reluctantly. I said, “Well, I can tell you one thing. I’m really starting to feel bad for you.”

“Why is that?”

“Because it’s really going to be a long, boring eighteen weeks, isn’t it. For you, I mean. Being stuck in here every day. Listening to us going over stuff you’ve already been through before.”

He shrugs.

“And… that’s no good. That’s no where even near ideal. I really don’t want to do that to you. So… I’m thinking… maybe you and me could, I dunno, maybe strike a deal.”

“A deal. Which would be… what, exactly?”

“Well, you honestly appear to know a heck of a lot more about modern sci-fi than I do. I hafta admit that. So… how about this for a start? You lend me your copy of Andromeda Strain and I’ll tackle it. And if the first few chapters are as engaging as you make’em out to be, I’ll read the whole thing.”

“You do that and you’re going to like it. You really will.”

“I probably will. Promise to try anyway. And then… how about this? Part of your… on-going assignment will be to work out a syllabus for me.”

“For… you.”

“Well, a suggested reading list anyway. And not all at once. You could take your time at it, OK? On-going, as I said. You know, authors and titles you’d include if you were teaching this class. And… think of me as this class, OK? That’d be helpful to me.”

“Well. I could do that.”

“Oh, and another part I’m pretty sure you’d find tempting. Feel free to join in on any conversation we’re having, or not, (that’ll be up to you, OK?) but… other than that, you can use this period as your own personal, sci-fi, free-reading time. Only stipulation: you gotta hand in a written log after finishing each title. A little synopsis, perhaps. And you could come up with some kind of personal rating system. You know, one to five stars or whatever. And maybe compare or contrast that book or short story to others your already familiar with. Actually, you could do that, too, with ones you’ve already read prior to this. That’d also be very helpful to me.”

Eugene is slightly shaking his head, looking just a little smilingly bewildered.

“We could work out the finer details as we go. But… you do this, and it turns out you’re the sci-fi expert you’re claiming to be, then I’m willing to trade you an A+ for… well, you giving me an introductory education in the modern stuff in this genre. It does appear that you’re a resource I can, I should, use. And so then next semester, my next Science Fiction class will very likely be taking off in a whole new direction. A win-win situation. That’s what I guess I’m hoping. So. Whattaya say?”

“Well. I guess I have to say that’d be an offer I can’t refuse.”

“Hmmm. Sounds like you’ve recently seen The Godfather.”

“I have, as a matter of fact.”

We’re just sitting here now, eying each other tentatively…

“Eugene,” I finally say, “I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.”

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MY SCIENCE FICTION YEARS

I’ve already stated that practically anything that has come barreling at me down the pike has tended to change my life, at least to some extent. Well, Eugene got his A+. And me? I got into modern science fiction. Big time. My reading of the then-modern sci-fi books and stories simply caught fire. And... as the first sentence in Ray Bradbury’s Fahrenheit 451 reads… “It was a pleasure to burn.”

I’m an obsessive-compulsive personality anyway, so when something catches my fancy, I go all in. Can’t help it. I mean, all my life I’ve been helplessly and hopelessly hooked rabidly on one hobby or another that temporarily (for five years or so) would completely takeover my life: ham radio, photography, motorcycling, trying to be a “poet,” and computer programing, to name some.

So thanks to Eugene, who turned out to be my dealer for the gateway drugs that are well-written science fiction stories, I became a real sci-fi addict overnight. First of all, I fell head over heels with Michael Crichton’s The Andromeda Strain. Could hardly believe how fascinating it was.

I also latched onto a copy of 2001: A Space Odyssey and was so delighted to find that the book, by Arthur C. Clarke, explained the plot intricacies so much more understandably than the film had, that I didn’t have to lose any more sleep at night trying to figure it all out.

Hell, I remember one day I almost got run crossing the street in downtown Mexico because, jjust like some kid staring at his Medusa smart phone screen in 2024, I couldn’t pry my eyes out of the pages of Ray Bradbury’s Farhrenheit 451.

And one day I overheard Eugene speaking about “fanzines,” and I was like, What the hell’s a fanzine? Oh: it was a magazine for sci-fi fans. Next thing you knew, I was subscribed to OMNI, a very serious periodical that was half hard science and half science fiction. I was in sci-fi heaven.

It wasn’t long before I could see that along with the fiction in sci-fi, I was beginning to learn a decent amount of hard science as well, especially with the likes of Arthur C. Clarke’s works, of which I was reading a ton. So… in my five-to seven-year-long sci-fi reading marathon that ensued, the following wondrous authors’ names became the new sci-fi sugar plums dancing inside my addled brain: Isaac Asimov, Arthur C. Clarke, Larry Niven, Robert Heinlein, Ursula K. Le Guin, Ray Bradbury, Ira Levin, Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Frederik Pohl, Douglas Adams, Michael Crichton, Poul Anderson, Theodore Sturgeon, Fritz Leiber, Robert Silverberg, Frank Herbert, Philip K. Dick, Jack Finney, Roger Zelazny, and Alan Dean Foster. Yes, these are authors I still hold dear after all these years, as is the memory-catalog of my long-favorite titles, titles I find myself wishing I’d never read yet, so I could revisit the pleasures of diving into, and discovering, their worlds for the first time all over again: Rendezvous with Rama, Slaughter House-Five, Ringworld, The Mote in God’s Eye, The Foundation Trilogy, Dune, Flowers for Algernon, A Clockwork Orange, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Neutron Star, The Martian Chronicles, The Sirens of Titan, and On the Beach, and more along with the following six pictured below:

When 1977 rolled around sometime later, I was empowered by the administration to take my new first semester Science Fiction kids on a bused field trip to Lewiston to view Close Encounters of the Third Kind. And a couple of months later, I got to treat my second semester Sci-Fi class to a viewing of the very first Star Wars movie to ever come out. Yeah, I was a very popular guy that year teaching a very popular class.

Now here I am living in 2024 and, sure, I’ve cooled off on science fiction. I probably only read one a year, if that. I do watch quite a few science fiction flicks though. But I have to realize, and admit to myself, that all of the titles and authors’ names (which I was so nostalgically happy just to be typing them out in the paragraph above) have also pretty much faded away in popularity and blown like dead leaves away on the winds of time, every bit as much as The War of the Worlds and From the Earth to the Moon had already faded some fifty-something years ago.

As I have myself.

But again, I’ve had so many English class students in my career, a large number of which had a real impact on, and made a real difference in, my life. And my hope is that some might realize that their lives, their ‘stories,’ are still alive and well in my memories.

This particular post is a tip of the hat to one Eugene, a unique and courageous soul who dared to challenge me and, on top of that, teach me some things to boot. And even though Eugene stopped leaving those little report cards on my desk way back then, I like to think that by the end of it all, I too was pulling down some A+’s.

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